doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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