Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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