Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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