Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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