He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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