so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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