im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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