Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Can I color on your dick again?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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