He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
We're too hungover to prance.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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