I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Randomize