first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Your cock deserves a montage
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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