Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
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I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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