If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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