oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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