Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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