its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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