Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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