did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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