He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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