Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
