We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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