Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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