just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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