:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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