his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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