Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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