this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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