Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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