this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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