im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Cover your peen. We're going out.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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