problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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