Who wears a wallet chain?!
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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