Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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