Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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