Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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