yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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