____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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