I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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