After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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