Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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