It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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