So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i came on her dog
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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