I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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