I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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