Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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