you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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