Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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