you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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