How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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