Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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