You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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